Hey crackers (because no self-respecting person of a non-Caucasian influence wouldn't be caught reading a RUNNING BLOG)! Did you have too much to drink the night before? Good job. Way to introduce toxins into an athletic training regimen...toolbag.
Toss back too many G&Ts or sake bombers (again, all whitey drinks)? Chug some water and take it easy on your run. The first day you take off to not run and "recover" is the first day you tell yourself it's OK to skip a run because you did it to yourself (this sentence made NO sense to me, either. Good luck.). It's an excuse, and not a very good one. If you feel you can't do the full run, make that decision AFTER you start, not before. You're in your third week and you're already setting yourself up for failure by skipping out. Don't reschedule on your day off. Your day off is meant to be a day off. Shameful.
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I was thinking, maybe "asshat" is a more appropriate descriptor for having introduced toxins into the training. Toolbag seems more of like 'WTF, you are wearing a $15 pair of running shoes for a maraton' type situation.
ReplyDeleteLovin' the running schedule. *hopefully* I'll be starting to run after surgery in a few weeks.